“I Hate Arkansas Democrats” (With Apologies to John Landis and Dan Ackroyd)

Longtime reader Nihilist Easter Bunny wrote in with his own reinterpretation of Hillary Clinton’s comments about the strength of her white support:

White men! White women! Clinton is calling you! The Muslim is using the black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not. You, are going to join with us. The members of the American, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Party. An organization of non-elitist, hard-working, white folk. Just like you.

Thanks, Nihilist, you made my week.