We pause a moment from the erudite and enlightened dialog you’ll usually find on this site to bring you a tale of woe possible only in Seattle.
For years, I’d heard the rumors that the Seattle police actually write tickets for jaywalking. Well, turns out the rumors are true.
Just when I was starting to think of Seattle as home …
P.S. I want to say a special thanks to Officer Cook (badge #4675). With crime, public drunkeness, the terror threat, and everything else in Seattle perfectly fine on this day, he certainly had his priorities straight this morning.