Poor Paris And Britney . . .

No one seems to want to claim them:

Paris Hilton probably won’t be invited to Barack Obama’s home anytime soon, even though the celebrity heiress dug her nails into GOPer John McCain in a recent video spoof.

“Malia and Sasha are very down on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton,” said Barack Obama, referring to his 10- and 7-year-old daughters during an interview in Marie Claire that h*its newsstands today.

“Malia is the first one to change [the channel] if something suddenly comes on that she thinks is inappropriate,” the Democratic candidate said.